1) KatRina was a Natural storm – as in Organic – spin to ‘good for you’

2) It was their own fault, they were warned and didn’t leave – as in Personal Responsibility – spin to the Evil Sin City got what they deserved because god hates fags and other evildoers.

3) Local officials have first responder authority, not the federal government, Bush was patiently waiting for the local officials to approve federal help – spin to federal government can’t solve all your problems – god helps those that help themselves.

4) Blame Game – it is not time to play the blame game because it is all local officials fault and besides we have hard work to do now is not the time to play the blame game – spin with many photo ops with Bush posed with victims interspersed with shattered church buildings with handfuls of the faithful worshiping god in the ruins. Remember, this is a NatuRal disaster, wholesome, refer to talking point #2.

5) Bill and/or Hillary Clinton

6) Hillary and/or Bill Clinton

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8) If talking points 1 through 7 all fail to wear down the truth seeker, use nuclear option and ask why they hate America.